Monday, November 9, 2009

Flatbush Vegan Has Left the Neighborhood


Dearest Readers,
It is with great sorrow we tell you that while we'll always be vegan, we are no longer Flatbush. After a couple of years in the neighborhood, we have left for less greener pastures. We started this blog to document whether or not it would be easy for a vegan to live in Flatbush and we have come to the conclusion that it is not.

Ditmas Park is often lauded for its emerging food scene and variety of options. But a hummus place that serves meat hummus, a Tibetan restaurant best known for its meat momos and a French restaurant which, true to French-food-form, is heavy on the meat, cream and butter, hold no appeal for a couple of vegans. Even Picket Fence was unavailable to us because their veggie burger is not vegan.

Natural Frontier and the produce at the Flatbush Food Co-op were bright spots along Cortelyou. We haven't found any store in Brooklyn or Manhattan that compares with Natural Frontier price-wise. But there were plenty of days when we wanted to have dinner in the neighborhood and it just wasn't possible (Salud is so wonderful, but not open late enough for our schedule).

You're probably thinking a lack of vegan restaurants isn't a reason to give up on an entire neighborhood. You're right. There were plenty of other things driving a wedge between us and our affection for the neighborhood. We realized that Ditmas Park wasn't suited to our lifestyle. As a couple in our mid-20s, we spend a lot of time in Manhattan, and we were spending too much time on the subway, often planning our evenings and weekends around the train. We left gatherings with friends earlier because we knew we had a 45-minute (or one hour from the East Village) trip ahead of us, and that was when the Q train was running normally. We bowed out on friends' birthday celebrations if they were in Manhattan on a Saturday night because the traveling was too tedious, and if we wanted to take a cab home afterward because it was late, the bill would be close to $30.

We also had pretty awful luck with apartments. We lived at Beverley and Ocean for a year in a loud building with a terrible super and management and then we moved to 570 Westminster for a year and had a very similar experience. We could have searched for a third apartment in the neighborhood, but with rentals few and far between and the ongoing subway construction, we instead chose to trade up and, for a few hundred bucks more each month, move to the heart of Manhattan. The perks are amazing -- we've traded Prospect Park for Central Park, the Gowanus for the Hudson and Cinco De Mayo for Mexican resturants that offer seitan, tofu sour cream and soy cheese. And the commute, oh man, the commute. We can walk to work, no longer starting the day with crowded trains and grouchy subway riders.

We haven't written off the neighborhood completely. We could definitely see ourselves moving back to Ditmas Park one day when we're looking for peace and quiet and when we're only going into the city for work or not even that often. But for now, DP is just not the place for us.

Thanks to everyone who read this blog and left constructive comments and also to those wonderful trolls who made us laugh with their racist, xenophobic, and just plain immature comments. Always a pleasure to reject.

For all your Ditmas Park news keep up with the newly designed DitmasParkBlog.com.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Crimes Against (Q)-Manity: The Smoker


Our latest dumb Q train rider has really one upped our previous subway idiots by not only breaking social laws, but actual laws as well! This guy had such an urge to smoke as we passed over the Manhattan Bridge from Dekalb to Canal that he lit up a cigarette ON THE TRAIN.

I first smelled the smoke from the other end of the car. It didn't smell like the smoke that poured into cars when there was a fire on the tracks between Beverley and Church earlier this year. It smelled like cigarette smoke. Surely no one was stupid enough to smoke on an actual subway car, I thought. I looked down the car and saw this guy puffing away, exhaling out the window that he opened. Everyone else on the car seemed to think this was perfectly normal, as I was the only one who even threw a glance his way.

When I moved closer to take his picture, I saw his shirt, "I Hate Bush," and I thought, "Maybe this guy isn't so bad after all." Then I read the rest of it: "I like 'em shaved." Ugh. Total confirmation that this guy is just the all-around WORST.

I guess we can only hope this guy keeps smoking until he loses enough fingers that he can't buy any more metrocards.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Filming in Flatbush: Beware the Gonzo


Amy Sedaris's new movie, "Beware the Gonzo", was filming in Flatbush last week. The location, 1203 Albemarle, was also used in an episode of "Law and Order" last year.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Vegan Top Iron Chef Competition


Grab your mixing bowls and tofu for the newest and animal-friendliest cooking competition in NYC -- Veggie Conquest. The debut of this monthly event is August 22 in Chelsea (maybe next month we'll get to host it, DP), and is open to everyone, including non-vegetarians.

Based on shows like "Iron Chef" and "Top Chef," Veggie Conquest gives participants one ingredient they must use. The chefs make a dish at home and then bring it in for the judges (judging the Aug. 22 competition are Joshua Katcher, Kathy Patalsky and Brian Preston-Campbell), who crown a winner. Tickets are $5 for chefs and $10 for tasters, whose responsibility is to eat what the chefs bring. If you sign up after the ingredient is revealed, ticket prices will be higher -- $10 for chefs and $15 for tasters.

The website for Veggie Conquest has information about tickets, contest requirements, and more information about vegan food. At the event there will be cooking classes so you'll be ready to compete in the next month's competition or at least have a few tricks up your sleeve to impress a vegan dinner guest.

Any guesses about what the secret ingredient might be?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Another Day, Another Fail


Spotted this epic marketing fail in a laundromat on Newkirk. Can you identify the fail?


Monday, July 27, 2009

Cortelyou's Newest 99 Cent Store, I'd Like You To Meet Spell Check


You would think the new 99 cent store on Cortelyou would hire a native English speaker to proofread their awning before they put it up. You'd be wrong.

Can you spot all 6 goofs and typos on the sign? And I'm not counting the American flags. They aren't officially mess-ups, more like just a cheap marketing tactic (like anything sold in the store would actually be made in America?).

Leave your answers in the comments section!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Ringling Caught on Tape Beating Elephants, Tigers


Here's a reminder to avoid any circus that uses animals, but especially Ringling Bros. at Coney Island. PETA conducted an undercover investigation for 6 months to record this heartbreaking footage of Ringling Bros. trainers beating elephants and tigers. Not only do the Ringling elephant trainers hit and whip the elephants, they also stick bull hooks into the elephants' skin and pull.

If everyone who planned to go to the circus this summer saw this video, Ringling's business would definitely suffer. It's shameful that even after all of Ringling's national sponsors stopped supporting them because of abuse allegations, Mayor Bloomberg and borough president Marty Markowitz still let them set up shop for the whole summer in Brooklyn, putting money before morals.

Please watch the video below and only support circuses, like Cirque du Soleil, that don't need animals to entertain.