Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Bally's Gives Up On That Whole "Health Food" Thing


Look, we understand times are tough. Businesses gotta do what businesses gotta do to stay afloat. But whoops, Bally's! When you opened last fall you touted yourself as a shop that would only sell healthy food. But you sold french fries from the start. And now you're selling ice cream.

We've given you a hard time about your lack of vegan food options. And we understand that you have no desire in veganizing any of your three veggie burger options, but would you guys mind keeping that healthy food promise? Because we're tired of having to pass up that open middle seat on the Q because we can't fit between the two commuters who have opted for your ice cream and fries over the meal replacement shake.

Either stick with healthy food or update that "Energy. Food. Fuel" motto of yours to just "Food."

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with your critique of the lack of healthy options at Bally's, but I have to say that your sizist/fat-hating comments rub me the wrong way. We live in a diverse neighborhood which many newish residents love to brag about...it's a shame that our acceptance of others doesn't extend to body size and shape.