Found in Coney Island: Knockoff iPod for Yuppies

We found this hilarious prize at the Coney Island Arcade this weekend. It's one of those Chinatown bootleg items that is so cheap they don't even pay someone to come up with a name for it. The box simply says "MP4. Personal Juke Box For Yuppies." Don't even bother using this thing if you're old, rural, or unprofessional. Also, MP4 is a video format. But it's a juke box? Huh? This thing is probably just filled with candy. Lead based candy.